Gameification, a play in two parts

A & B realise there are some THINGS.
A: Look at all these things.
B: It would be good to have them.
A: Yes, I would like these things…
B: And then, more things still.
A: More things! Better yet… more things than other people!
B: They would be jealous.
A: They would.
B: Perhaps some of these things are better than the other things…
A: Perhaps. I would very much like the better ones, if so.
B: Do you know what I’d like even more?
A: What?
B: ALL THE THINGS!
A: ALL THE THINGS! YES!
[SOME TIME LATER.] A and B are going about getting the THINGS.
A: It sure is nice to be getting these things.
B: It really is.
A: Do you think we’ll ever get all of them?
B: I hope so.
A: Me too.
Fin.